This popped into my head after I drew him, and now I can't unthink it.
Blood trickles down Drop's forehead. His companions lay unconscious on the ground next to him. The *big ass monster* starts moving in his direction, ready to strike. A small voice penetrates his foggy mind.
"It is time."
Drop looks up. A tiny cloaked figure, barely larger than newborn human babe, stands before him and points at him. The figure wields a miniscule scythe. It swings the weapon in a wide arc, and strikes Drop.
He understands. All the things he's ever wondered about suddenly make sense. He looks down, finds the miniature scythe in his palm, glowing. He raises it up in the air and yells: "Reaper Powers activate - Eternal rest invocation!". He feels his body change. A sudden influx of power makes him dizzy. Everything around him is sparkling, and oddly fabulous.
It's over in seconds. He stands before his foe, raises his head, grabs his glorious scythe.
"Who... are you?" the *big ass monster* croaks.
"I am he who ends all life in a comical fashion. I am the invisible clause in your life insurance. I am... Drop Dead".
The words come to him naturally. He whirls the gem adorned scythe in his hands, creating eery lighting, and possibly a kickass orchestral theme. "Amusing Death Sentence", he yells, going straight to his ultimate attack. The foe dies in a bungee jumping accident. The day is saved.
The little hooded figure smiles, and vanishes into the shadow.
Taking a bold stance: "This is a comedy show, so I'm making a joke." - Austin Yorski, French Dracula
Random: johnpaul's been recruited
Jan 10, 2018 12:32:30 GMT -6
Dash Sean the Ragemonster: johnpaul is a ninja now. He has completed his training. He still can't tell Jade and Kerstin's voices apart, but he can kill them from the shadows.
Jan 10, 2018 20:35:59 GMT -6
johnpaul: Hey, it's a fifty/fifty shot! I'm sure the guys hiring assassins are happy with those odds.
Jan 12, 2018 7:34:43 GMT -6
Random: I'm not gonna go down for Jade's crimes
Jan 12, 2018 12:00:15 GMT -6
Jade: Guess I'm going down then
Jan 12, 2018 19:51:17 GMT -6
XenoChrist: We're goin' down on it
Jan 13, 2018 10:03:12 GMT -6
XenoChrist: Jade's butt is a crime
Jan 15, 2018 17:50:15 GMT -6
johnpaul: It's so fine, It's a crime?
Jan 15, 2018 21:25:23 GMT -6
Dash Sean the Ragemonster: "Excessive Finery of the Butt" was outlawed in 1994 in reaction to the "Fine Butt Menace" which claimed the lives of 13 butt aficionados.
Jan 16, 2018 20:40:53 GMT -6
Jade: "Crimebutts", airing Fridays @8 on FX
Jan 17, 2018 4:43:31 GMT -6
johnpaul: # Jade's booty it so fine, It so fine that it's a crime, Jade's booty! Jade's booty! #
Jan 17, 2018 20:06:15 GMT -6
Dash Sean the Ragemonster: Following arrest, Jade's booty left its life of crime and joined the police force "Jade's booty, Jade's booty, what cha gonna do? What cha gonna do when it comes for you?"
Jan 17, 2018 20:33:34 GMT -6