-Is it bad question etiquette to answer your own question?
I'd say it is bad etiquette to not do so. Answering shows willing and can get the ball rolling. Self realization is best realization.
Just needed someone to enable me XD
-What would you do to Austin, Leon, or Johnny for a Klondike bar? --Whatever they want me to do ...Though I'd start by just asking for one.
-What is your fetish? --I like to wear sexy cosplays. I used to make them when I had the time... lately I just wear them when I'm alone and in the mood. I think it's the combination of a sexy outfit and a sexy character that really does it for me.
-What superpower would you most like to have? --Well, my cheat answer is: the power to create anything, because then I could have everything XD (unless my brain gets bored and I end up depressed like Dr. Manhattan). Otherwise, my simpler choice would be telekinesis, which I would use to do stupid, lazy things like picking up coins off the ground without having to bend over.
Chairslut of the Funky Shack Institute of Genital Philosophy
- Never tasted a Klondike bar, but I'll give them a hug to get one to try it
- I don't think I even have a fetish as my libo is in the gutter. I do find some fetish concepts like bondage funny and fascinating from a story potential perspective.
- For my super power I would want something like being able to control sand or metal by my will. I always find the creative potential in powers like that super fascinating. If you can't tell I always find the versions of Magneto were he fights by deforms metal into new objects instead of just throwing heavy metal things waaaay cooler.
Post by Dash Sean the Ragemonster on Aug 10, 2016 14:08:07 GMT -6
-What would you do to Austin, Leon, or Johnny for a Klondike bar?
I'm not sure. I'm not that big into ice cream anymore. I guess I'd give them a big hug.
-What is your fetish?
I first read this as if it was "what item of food do you enjoy?" and thought my answer would be miles long but then I looked up the definition of the word "fetish" (basically "the sexualization of nonsexual things and body parts") and realized that I'm pretty boring. I don't really have any external fetish, and I just deleted the majority of this paragraph because it had turned into a list of sexual acts/kinks I enjoy and not really a fetish to be found. So yeah, I guess I don't have one.
-What superpower would you like to have?
I've thought about this for a long time (like my whole life) and I decided a while ago that while he's not even a superhero I *like* the powers I'd want most would be Wolverine's. Basically unkillable, instant healing from any injury, unbreakable skeleton, CLAWS, and the ability to look like Hugh Jackman.
However, if I had to pick JUST ONE, it's be the healing factor. I imagine that my anxiety would be helped by being impossible to kill.
This isn't my job, my hobby, my habit; it's sad but this is my life.
If you can't tell I always find the versions of Magneto were he fights by deforms metal into new objects instead of just throwing heavy metal things waaaay cooler.
"Too much iron in your blood." Love that scene XD
Prison escape Megneto is the coolest thing he does that whole movie. There is also a scene (in one of the animated shows i think? long time since I saw it) where he kicked everyones ass using the coins in slot machines. Being able to turn everyday objects or materials into doing my creative bidding would be fun >=3c also finding treasure and coins in the grass would be so much easier
Okay, my answers. Gonna answer the first one last, because it's a lengthy description of what a fucking nerd I am.
-What does God need with a butt? Assuming the question is referring to the Biblical Jehovah (it is, I asked it. Shut up, me. Stop complicating your own question), God created butts, and therefore butts are good. For as it is written in Genesis 1:35 "And the Lord looked upon the posterior of the man and woman he had made, and he saw that it was good. Yea, that it was very good, and a marvelous site to behold. And God said, 'Dayum.'"
-Would you rather be able to fly at 10 mph or run at 100 mph? It depends on whether physics applies. Running that fast would destroy your shoes and/or feet, but if for some reason that wasn't the case, I'd choose running over flying. Sure, flying would be cooler, even flying slowly, but running that fast would let you travel anywhere on land much quicker, and mean you'd never need to drive a car again.
-Do you collect anything? Hmm, how nerdy should I go with this... full commentary or just a list? Maybe just list... Books, comics, videogames (all vague groupings, but I shelve and organize them, so whatever, it's a collection), Lego minifigures, amiibo, randomly assorted movie/videogame/comic book-related toys, plushies (less than I used to, but I used to make plushies too), ummmmmmm... yeah, I think that covers the broad strokes of my collections, though it doesn't nearly cover how big those collections are XD
Chairslut of the Funky Shack Institute of Genital Philosophy
-Do you collect anything? I'm a bit of a collector of all master of non. as i only really buy things that i have a interests of at the moment and only what i find really cool at that, but keep my old collections forever. As of currently I'm trying to build by dice collection up a bit. As I really like cool looking dice. (and it makes me feel like such a pimp DM showing up with a huge number of dice)
-What does God need with a butt? To shake it baby ;D
- Would you rather be able to fly at 10 mph or run at 100 mph? to be able to move 100mph safely I would assume i would need to use the road anyway so at that point my power would be made moot by a decent car. I'll take the flying. It's still a speed up and the practical implication of being able to fly even at that speed is still vastly useful, and having very non threatening super powers would make me sett for life with commercials and the like
Last Edit: Aug 17, 2016 11:35:10 GMT -6 by Dragenda
You turn into a baby, but retain the mind you have now. What do you do?
Look forward to all the BOOBS coming my way (sorry to be a guy about it!)
ETA: Though am I still able to talk? Pretty sure babies are capable of talking at almost any age (maybe not before the larynx descends, but that's pretty early), so should be able to speak - which would present the problem of WHEN I reveal that fact. And do I have a mother and/or father? These things have to be considered!
Last Edit: Aug 18, 2016 4:28:54 GMT -6 by johnpaul
XenoChrist: We're goin' down on it
Jan 13, 2018 10:03:12 GMT -6
XenoChrist: Jade's butt is a crime
Jan 15, 2018 17:50:15 GMT -6
johnpaul: It's so fine, It's a crime?
Jan 15, 2018 21:25:23 GMT -6
Dash Sean the Ragemonster: "Excessive Finery of the Butt" was outlawed in 1994 in reaction to the "Fine Butt Menace" which claimed the lives of 13 butt aficionados.
Jan 16, 2018 20:40:53 GMT -6
Jade: "Crimebutts", airing Fridays @8 on FX
Jan 17, 2018 4:43:31 GMT -6
johnpaul: # Jade's booty it so fine, It so fine that it's a crime, Jade's booty! Jade's booty! #
Jan 17, 2018 20:06:15 GMT -6
Dash Sean the Ragemonster: Following arrest, Jade's booty left its life of crime and joined the police force "Jade's booty, Jade's booty, what cha gonna do? What cha gonna do when it comes for you?"
Jan 17, 2018 20:33:34 GMT -6
someloser0: thank you all so much
Jan 24, 2018 19:05:49 GMT -6
someloser0: v.v i'll stop
Jan 24, 2018 19:05:59 GMT -6
someloser0: well, i mean. you know what i mean.
Jan 24, 2018 19:08:07 GMT -6
EsADeo: I don't know whether to post this in the forums for Season 2, 3 or 4, but technically I think Joan got what she wanted. An incredibly long time after she died, but still.
Jan 25, 2018 22:51:56 GMT -6
XenoChrist: Dash Sean is teh coolest evar!!!
Jan 30, 2018 4:44:04 GMT -6
Dash Sean the Ragemonster: Xeno... I don't know how to tell you this, but you are totally correct.
Jan 30, 2018 18:37:59 GMT -6
scarletr: Thank you all so much.
Feb 10, 2018 23:58:46 GMT -6
scarletr: Ever since Trump won, I noped myself out of reality.
Feb 10, 2018 23:59:31 GMT -6
scarletr: So just...thank you. All of you.
Feb 10, 2018 23:59:58 GMT -6
XenoChrist: I hope everything's okay scarletr
Feb 11, 2018 9:01:55 GMT -6
scarletr: It's a long story, friend. I'll tell it someday. But this might have to be my home base for a while.
Feb 12, 2018 22:01:36 GMT -6
XenoChrist: Good luck, I wish you well
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