If your favorite Stephen King book was a pie, what would it taste like?
What's the cutest animal in a Stephen King book?
1 Twix 2 St Bernard (preferably non-rabid) 3 Gerald's Game is probably my favourite, so Game Pie - surprisingly meaty for what really shouldn't work as a book (she spends 99% of the novel handcuffed to a bed, FFS!) 4 Don't cute animals tend to die in SK's works? I really don't want to see any animal (even fictional ones) getting killed
RandomWebPerson: If you were to enter a life of crime, what would your specialty be? E.g. international jewel thief, serial killer, ...?
-Assuming I'd gain the necessary skills for this life of crime... hmm, thief would have the most potential for personal gain, so probably that. I'd just have to set up my own high-security theft-proof vault, because what's the point of stealing stuff just to have it re-stolen?
DashAwaySean: Does an age exist when it is no longer acceptable to sleep with an army of stuffed animals? If so, why do you hate joy?
-Not an age, but I think there is a volume limit to how big your army can be. If there's too many, you end up drooling on them and ruining their wonderful fuzz. Plus you have to deal with them constantly falling off the bed while you sleep.
DementedDawn47: Do you have any Problematic Faves?
-Most of the porn I like, probably... Umm, how problematic does it have to be to qualify?
JadeTheThief: Who's hotter: Cap or Bucky?
-Bucky. ...I mean, Cap. Cap spelled "b-u-c-k-y."
Or Black Panther, because he's adorbs >u>
RandomWebPerson: Best or most interesting fictional race (of people)?
-Hmmmmmm... I'm quite fond of the Gerudo from Zelda. A bunch of lady thieves, hanging out in their secret desert base.
I should probably check my Star Wars Guide to Species (of course I have one). ...Ooh, Hutts! Those pervy, gluttonous sluggos... Ortolans are good too, but not interesting so much as adorable (Max Rebo's species, the blue elephant. Leon's favorite).
The Yuuzhan Vong were super interesting too. They were designed to stand out compared to the typical Imperial soldiers and Dark Side Force villains, so they're instead stripped of the Force and rely entirely on bio-organic technology. Their ships and weapons are all living creatures (they fight with snake swords and exploding beetles) and when they arrive in the galaxy, they're disgusted at how much everyone relies on tech and droids and they start terraforming planets. They're also interesting culturally, where they have a polytheistic religion and consider pain an essential quality, to the point that they ritually cut their own noses off and cover themselves in tattoos and piercings.
Unfortunately, they're too intense for Disney's standards...
jasonhall230: What's your favorite workout? Also, what's your favorite book series?
-I just started belly dance and hula, and even though I'm a bit embarrassed (despite nobody watching me do it), I'm hoping it at least gets results (since I'm going for leanness, not muscle).
For book series, Star Wars is the one I keep coming back to, and the one that contains some of my favorite books of all time (Darth Bane, Bounty Hunter Wars, Thrawn trilogy). There's hundreds of Star Wars books, though, so for a series I've read that's more limited... probably Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (they get progressively weirder and less interesting until book 6, where a different author jumps in and makes it awesome again)
If you were to enter a life of crime, what would your specialty be? E.g. international jewel thief, serial killer, ...?
I'd definitely be an assassin. It's been a long time coming. I doubt I'd be good at it though.
Does an age exist when it is no longer acceptable to sleep with an army of stuffed animals? If so, why do you hate joy?
What would happen to all the poor stuffies, if you decide that time has come? Would somebody please think of the stuffies? No, is the answer. Though I only sleep with one, a polar bear, and that for like 10 years now. I should probably wash him at some point.
Do you have any Problematic Faves? Myself.
Who's hotter: Cap or Bucky? Who?
Best or most interesting fictional race (of people)?
These guys. The Swedes might recognize this.
What's your favorite workout? Also, what's your favorite book series? I'm lazy af right now, but usually I go running, and I dance around my appartment a lot.
Harry Potter, the Kara Gillian series, the White Trash Zombie series.
Taking a bold stance: "This is a comedy show, so I'm making a joke." - Austin Yorski, French Dracula
XenoChrist: We're goin' down on it
Jan 13, 2018 10:03:12 GMT -6
XenoChrist: Jade's butt is a crime
Jan 15, 2018 17:50:15 GMT -6
johnpaul: It's so fine, It's a crime?
Jan 15, 2018 21:25:23 GMT -6
Dash Sean the Ragemonster: "Excessive Finery of the Butt" was outlawed in 1994 in reaction to the "Fine Butt Menace" which claimed the lives of 13 butt aficionados.
Jan 16, 2018 20:40:53 GMT -6
Jade: "Crimebutts", airing Fridays @8 on FX
Jan 17, 2018 4:43:31 GMT -6
johnpaul: # Jade's booty it so fine, It so fine that it's a crime, Jade's booty! Jade's booty! #
Jan 17, 2018 20:06:15 GMT -6
Dash Sean the Ragemonster: Following arrest, Jade's booty left its life of crime and joined the police force "Jade's booty, Jade's booty, what cha gonna do? What cha gonna do when it comes for you?"
Jan 17, 2018 20:33:34 GMT -6
someloser0: thank you all so much
Jan 24, 2018 19:05:49 GMT -6
someloser0: v.v i'll stop
Jan 24, 2018 19:05:59 GMT -6
someloser0: well, i mean. you know what i mean.
Jan 24, 2018 19:08:07 GMT -6
EsADeo: I don't know whether to post this in the forums for Season 2, 3 or 4, but technically I think Joan got what she wanted. An incredibly long time after she died, but still.
Jan 25, 2018 22:51:56 GMT -6
XenoChrist: Dash Sean is teh coolest evar!!!
Jan 30, 2018 4:44:04 GMT -6
Dash Sean the Ragemonster: Xeno... I don't know how to tell you this, but you are totally correct.
Jan 30, 2018 18:37:59 GMT -6
scarletr: Thank you all so much.
Feb 10, 2018 23:58:46 GMT -6
scarletr: Ever since Trump won, I noped myself out of reality.
Feb 10, 2018 23:59:31 GMT -6
scarletr: So just...thank you. All of you.
Feb 10, 2018 23:59:58 GMT -6
XenoChrist: I hope everything's okay scarletr
Feb 11, 2018 9:01:55 GMT -6
scarletr: It's a long story, friend. I'll tell it someday. But this might have to be my home base for a while.
Feb 12, 2018 22:01:36 GMT -6
XenoChrist: Good luck, I wish you well
Feb 13, 2018 12:54:14 GMT -6