Wow, you couldn't go online from inside the movie theatre? #MillenniumProblems!
I always think popcorn is like eating expensive flavoured cardboard. Never noticed any particular butt problems as a result, though.
Aliens gave much more insight into how "The Company" (Weyland Yutani) actually operated, as we actually get to meet a human representative of W-Y (Burke). Plus big explosions!
Loved the carved avacado!
The only RPG sex story I can recall was in a campaign where the GM insisted on the Shlong roll (2d6 inches) if a m\ale character had sex. When my character did I rolled a 4. Somewhat disappointed, I managed to find an alchemist who sold my character a magical potion of "Enlargement". DM: Roll and add another 2d6. This time, I rolled 11. So my character went from disappointingly small to comically large. Also led to the comic exchange when I slept with the same character again (a fellow PC):
Her: What happened? Me: I saw an alchemist Her: ...Was she a very pretty alchemist?
I remember Dragon magazine! I ran a campaign with a "Houri" character, as described in Dragon, whose powers were based on seduction. By the end of the campaign, he/she (male player, female character) had acquired a following that included a lion (she had Shapeshifting spells for seducing non humanoids) and a Beholder.
My advice to a first time DM? Set the challenges but don't have the idea that there is only one solution to them. The best times I've had in RPGs (as DM & a player) are when the players come up with a completely off the wall solution to problems (attempting a magical ritual to craft a magical item in a system that has no rules for ritual magic, while the rest of the party bumbled around carrying a blessed tombstone to squish the undead boss springs to mind). It's probably a good idea to have A possible solution in mind (in case the players can't think of one) so they aren't completely stymied, however.
I hope there are no spoilers for Bladerunner I usually buy tickets for specific seats the day before, online. Right in the middle. Yeah, I don't buy food for the cinema going too, just a bottle of something. I always forget about Alan Moore... "Shining" is pretty scary, at least if you read it as a child. Don't know about videogames, tbh... Huh. I only seen LotR too, of his movies. *skips a lot, trying to avoid spoilers* That monster campaign sounds amazing ! Gonna have the stashes then! Planeswalkers in the adaptation should play card games exactly like in Yu-gi-oh! Why not XD Might work as a comedy. No character death in Squid girl?! SPOILERS. Uhh. That Sponge is a pretty damn cool item. Shame about prestige classes in 5e. Looking forward to the Spookiest episode of SF
Random: johnpaul's been recruited
Jan 10, 2018 12:32:30 GMT -6
Dash Sean the Ragemonster: johnpaul is a ninja now. He has completed his training. He still can't tell Jade and Kerstin's voices apart, but he can kill them from the shadows.
Jan 10, 2018 20:35:59 GMT -6
johnpaul: Hey, it's a fifty/fifty shot! I'm sure the guys hiring assassins are happy with those odds.
Jan 12, 2018 7:34:43 GMT -6
Random: I'm not gonna go down for Jade's crimes
Jan 12, 2018 12:00:15 GMT -6
Jade: Guess I'm going down then
Jan 12, 2018 19:51:17 GMT -6
XenoChrist: We're goin' down on it
Jan 13, 2018 10:03:12 GMT -6
XenoChrist: Jade's butt is a crime
Jan 15, 2018 17:50:15 GMT -6
johnpaul: It's so fine, It's a crime?
Jan 15, 2018 21:25:23 GMT -6
Dash Sean the Ragemonster: "Excessive Finery of the Butt" was outlawed in 1994 in reaction to the "Fine Butt Menace" which claimed the lives of 13 butt aficionados.
Jan 16, 2018 20:40:53 GMT -6
Jade: "Crimebutts", airing Fridays @8 on FX
Jan 17, 2018 4:43:31 GMT -6
johnpaul: # Jade's booty it so fine, It so fine that it's a crime, Jade's booty! Jade's booty! #
Jan 17, 2018 20:06:15 GMT -6
Dash Sean the Ragemonster: Following arrest, Jade's booty left its life of crime and joined the police force "Jade's booty, Jade's booty, what cha gonna do? What cha gonna do when it comes for you?"
Jan 17, 2018 20:33:34 GMT -6