also, some claire headcanons bcos i think she's great:
brushes her hair and dresses properly purely because zoey doesnt
wants to learn how to play the piano
in contrast to zoey's sorcerer/warlock (& bard), she'll eventually be a sorcerer/wizard, because i feel like claire would want to actually study magic? originally, it's to beat zoey but i feel like not having the constant threat of wacky hijinks will allow her to think more about what she can do rather than what the world will do to her. and i know her stats are the exact same as zoey's but i just feel like she'd have higher intelligence and lower charisma, at least, eventually. (this is more based on how austin plays her than how chris does)
given her love of fireball, she might go for evocation at first, but i feel like she'll end up with something more subtle like abjuration or something.
Random: johnpaul's been recruited
Jan 10, 2018 12:32:30 GMT -6
Dash Sean the Ragemonster: johnpaul is a ninja now. He has completed his training. He still can't tell Jade and Kerstin's voices apart, but he can kill them from the shadows.
Jan 10, 2018 20:35:59 GMT -6
johnpaul: Hey, it's a fifty/fifty shot! I'm sure the guys hiring assassins are happy with those odds.
Jan 12, 2018 7:34:43 GMT -6
Random: I'm not gonna go down for Jade's crimes
Jan 12, 2018 12:00:15 GMT -6
Jade: Guess I'm going down then
Jan 12, 2018 19:51:17 GMT -6
XenoChrist: We're goin' down on it
Jan 13, 2018 10:03:12 GMT -6
XenoChrist: Jade's butt is a crime
Jan 15, 2018 17:50:15 GMT -6
johnpaul: It's so fine, It's a crime?
Jan 15, 2018 21:25:23 GMT -6
Dash Sean the Ragemonster: "Excessive Finery of the Butt" was outlawed in 1994 in reaction to the "Fine Butt Menace" which claimed the lives of 13 butt aficionados.
Jan 16, 2018 20:40:53 GMT -6
Jade: "Crimebutts", airing Fridays @8 on FX
Jan 17, 2018 4:43:31 GMT -6
johnpaul: # Jade's booty it so fine, It so fine that it's a crime, Jade's booty! Jade's booty! #
Jan 17, 2018 20:06:15 GMT -6
Dash Sean the Ragemonster: Following arrest, Jade's booty left its life of crime and joined the police force "Jade's booty, Jade's booty, what cha gonna do? What cha gonna do when it comes for you?"
Jan 17, 2018 20:33:34 GMT -6