Funny story about I Fought the Law : when I first heard it - probably when The Clash released it in 1977 - I thought they were saying "UPHOLD the Law and the lawyer", which is why it sprung to mind when I was thinking of an Austin birthday song (OK, maybe funny is overselling it).
You wouldn't believe how many pages of porn I had to wade through to get that Star Wars joke (it's a hard tough life). And you can get hold of the entire "William Shakespeare's Star Wars Saga"* as written by Ian Doescher from good bookstores or Amazon that I quoted, if you can't get enough of Star Wars written in Iambic Pentameter (except Yoda, who talks in Haikus).
Woo, song Hey, everybody's saying "Happy Birthday", maybe I'm trying to be original XD not really Xeno's message got through, nice XD On The Last Jedi (spoilers) and probably just the rest of the episode
Will do with beer. JK. Almost the whole movie could've been avoided, if *googling* Vice Admiral Amilyn Holdo just told the pilot guy that she actually has a good plan. When it was revealed two hours later, it felt like such a waste of viewer's time. Also, unexplained and unforeshadowed Force powers?.. That perfect hologram thing of Luke was pretty stupid, especially considering that he died after that. A lot of cute animals with porgs being the least cute of the three. Okay, unpausing now and listening XD I mean, the movie was okay (just okay), so I'm glad I didn't have any expectations. The salt thing was just for a cool visual XD Yeah, exactly, "it's not snow, it's salt" XD *noooods* Yeah, the parents thing is just disappointing. Movie needs more Snoke. Ooph, Superwoman flight through space bit was fricking silly as heck. I thought they'll put the character in coma after that... Puppet Yoda (I think it was a puppet) looked out of place. Was it fanservice?.. Yeah, I just forgot that Finn was in danger too XD Han Solo movie... I'll just lower my expectations... a lot. Ooh, Shakespeare's Star Wars is cool as heck. Disney pirates are too Disney *nods* Yeah, sacrifice themes are weird and inconsistent in this movie. Hm... Shame that new movie won't be about KotOR. "Secret power of... anything, really" - *nods* When I asked those questions I didn't know I'll see the movie before listening. I'm glad I watched it and I don't have to worry about spoilers XD *agrees about mongrels and cute ones* Titledrop Ice-foxes were cute. So what I'm hearing is: Keanu Reeves should be in Star Wars.
Groucho Marx's moustache was weird is what I was driving at XD Shame about Kingsman That's a great funky dream XD
I liked TLJ, in spite of it's flaws. We'll see if it stays that way on later views. Three nitpicky things you did not mention but bothered me are: - too many scenes only made for jokes (like how Finn wakes up and walks around - what worked was when Rose caught him, because it also served the stroy) [though you kinda mentioned it] - kids in Star Wars (I have a PTSD there) - bombs don't fall in space, they float. (in a movie about the wet navy [hehehe] it would have worked)
"When the pirates showed up, the fight music just happend in my head." Leon Thomas, Part 39 Dat Accent
Random: johnpaul's been recruited
Jan 10, 2018 12:32:30 GMT -6
Dash Sean the Ragemonster: johnpaul is a ninja now. He has completed his training. He still can't tell Jade and Kerstin's voices apart, but he can kill them from the shadows.
Jan 10, 2018 20:35:59 GMT -6
johnpaul: Hey, it's a fifty/fifty shot! I'm sure the guys hiring assassins are happy with those odds.
Jan 12, 2018 7:34:43 GMT -6
Random: I'm not gonna go down for Jade's crimes
Jan 12, 2018 12:00:15 GMT -6
Jade: Guess I'm going down then
Jan 12, 2018 19:51:17 GMT -6
XenoChrist: We're goin' down on it
Jan 13, 2018 10:03:12 GMT -6
XenoChrist: Jade's butt is a crime
Jan 15, 2018 17:50:15 GMT -6
johnpaul: It's so fine, It's a crime?
Jan 15, 2018 21:25:23 GMT -6
Dash Sean the Ragemonster: "Excessive Finery of the Butt" was outlawed in 1994 in reaction to the "Fine Butt Menace" which claimed the lives of 13 butt aficionados.
Jan 16, 2018 20:40:53 GMT -6
Jade: "Crimebutts", airing Fridays @8 on FX
Jan 17, 2018 4:43:31 GMT -6
johnpaul: # Jade's booty it so fine, It so fine that it's a crime, Jade's booty! Jade's booty! #
Jan 17, 2018 20:06:15 GMT -6
Dash Sean the Ragemonster: Following arrest, Jade's booty left its life of crime and joined the police force "Jade's booty, Jade's booty, what cha gonna do? What cha gonna do when it comes for you?"
Jan 17, 2018 20:33:34 GMT -6