To prepare for the assault on Drift Park, the Bastards must figure out a way to defeat the Conduit of Freedom. But first: mechs. Big Star is big. Captain Liamoira Melbeck pilots the Saint Bernard. Dregg pilots the Mastiff. Sasha Grier pilots the Shiba Inu.
So we continue the tradition of splitting the party (have we had a season without somebody going off by themselves?).
"juxtaposition of military barracks with Disney-esque happy go lucky" So - it's just Disneyworld?
Is Big Star played by Randy "Macho Man" Savage?
Wait - Subjectivus is a moody teen that just wants to sit by himself. I like him! Every time I hear the Form is Synchronicity, I keep thinking, "What, this?" "We're going to be friends - whether Subjectivus likes it or not!"
"You need a new First Mate." Probably not the person with the 50 a day cigarette habit?
So Big Star can make magical sandwiches?
So the EarthGov are employing a terrorist organisation. Wish I could say that was implausible... Mine to the groin! That's got to hurt!
Is the Captain promoting Sasha or hitting on her!?
So the party decides on the option that going to screw them in an unforseeable way. Well, it's a choice (personally, I'd've gone with Evil Awesomely powerful being).