The crew of the Tsuchinoko spends the last downtime session of the campaign being wildly horny.
Big Star builds a new artificer assistant. Captain Liamoira Melbeck coordinates cake baking. Dregg upgrades his punches. Sasha Grier plans for her own inevitable demise.
Ahh, the souffle of family-ness (OK, I'm more than a little disturbed that the party are literally offering to eat each other. And - surprisingly! - not in a sexual way.)
Dregg, staying true to his "I'm just a thug" nature...
I can totally believe the new ship has two Holodecks - a Holodeck and a... NSFW Holodeck. And it figures that Liamorra would believe in the healing power of snogging (especially when it works!)
I'm sorry, this isn't a horny show? Has Austin not been listening?
Geas can get even hornier if you pronounce it "Gay-Ass". Sasha provides a great example of donating her brain to her followers on her death. Is there any danger in eating the brain of a fanatic? I guess Mind Flayers eat their enemies all the time, so I presume they don't take on the personality of what they eat, but I'd worry about adding Cassius' brain to the hive mind.
Locob0: its been almost a year since word funk went on a indefinate hiatus, i still miss it it was the highlight of my week and it kept me happy
Feb 2, 2020 6:12:02 GMT -6
The Xenochrist: Same
Nov 4, 2020 10:06:17 GMT -6
The Xenochrist: Also, hot damn these forums are dead huh?
Nov 4, 2020 10:06:28 GMT -6
Sailor Miranchu: lives on in my heart
Nov 13, 2020 11:16:31 GMT -6
The Xenochrist: I can dig that
Nov 16, 2020 12:08:08 GMT -6
The Xenochrist: MIRAN!
Jun 4, 2022 15:57:24 GMT -6
The Xenochrist: ilu
Jun 4, 2022 15:57:30 GMT -6
dan via discord: hello i am working on the wiki. i know like, nobody's here, but the discord is active & there's a new feature (not on the server yet, being rolled out still) for forums in discord. so thats cool i think. come hang
Sept 22, 2022 0:23:05 GMT -6
Xeno: Good luck with the wiki though! I wish I could be more helpful but I'm way out of the loop these days
Dec 29, 2022 22:44:20 GMT -6