Where we lay out the rules of daily Shack Life (the more self-contradictory, the better!)
1. During Season 2, ship Alias and Drop (or don't) 2. Sail your ships on the biggest, wettest sea you can think of. 3. Stupidity is welcome and encouraged. 4. The call to Funky prayer is usually on Saturdays and Sundays (varying with whatever day Word Funk comes out on). 5. Enrollment in the Shack immediately places you in the Clan of the Cave Sloth. One of us. One of us.
Chairslut of the Funky Shack Institute of Genital Philosophy
6. You can't feed your fellow shackers after midnight, but you must bring snacks. 7. No poking the bear without permission. Ask either the bear or the shack administration 8. Dick pics must be 800x600 px 9. No fanfics that contradict fanfics that haven't been written yet
Taking a bold stance: "This is a comedy show, so I'm making a joke." - Austin Yorski, French Dracula
11. At the annual Funky Shack Dance, it is mandatory that everyone participate in "Doing the Rinaldo." Engaging in the "Full Leon" at the afterparty is optional.
Chairslut of the Funky Shack Institute of Genital Philosophy
12. Expect nothing but silliness and sarcasm from the Shout Box, unless a serious discussion breaks out.
13. If you're not sure what the difference is between "Between Us" and "General Discussions", don't worry, the staff doesn't know either. (Just use Between Us, it's more popular. Bet you forgot General Discussions existed, didn't you?)
14. We celebrate holidays hardcore at the Shack. Especially Arbor Day. Dayum trees have got aaaaaall the wood.
15. We are an open sex joke community. Dicks and butts may be funny all around, but pussy and tit humor is welcome and encouraged.
Chairslut of the Funky Shack Institute of Genital Philosophy
11. At the annual Funky Shack Dance, it is mandatory that everyone participate in "Doing the Rinaldo." Engaging in the "Full Leon" at the afterparty is optional.
16. in reference to rule 11, "the Rinaldo" must be continued until every single member of the Shack has takent the role of "Tamsen" at least once during the coreography
No. It's the law. Are you trying to say Jeffisme is a built in out system trough suppressive and segregating laws? How dare you question our fine fanforum with you unpatriotic behaviour? You shoudl be locked up!
Locob0: its been almost a year since word funk went on a indefinate hiatus, i still miss it it was the highlight of my week and it kept me happy
Feb 2, 2020 6:12:02 GMT -6
The Xenochrist: Same
Nov 4, 2020 10:06:17 GMT -6
The Xenochrist: Also, hot damn these forums are dead huh?
Nov 4, 2020 10:06:28 GMT -6
Sailor Miranchu: lives on in my heart
Nov 13, 2020 11:16:31 GMT -6
The Xenochrist: I can dig that
Nov 16, 2020 12:08:08 GMT -6
The Xenochrist: MIRAN!
Jun 4, 2022 15:57:24 GMT -6
The Xenochrist: ilu
Jun 4, 2022 15:57:30 GMT -6
dan via discord: hello i am working on the wiki. i know like, nobody's here, but the discord is active & there's a new feature (not on the server yet, being rolled out still) for forums in discord. so thats cool i think. come hang
Sept 22, 2022 0:23:05 GMT -6
Xeno: Good luck with the wiki though! I wish I could be more helpful but I'm way out of the loop these days
Dec 29, 2022 22:44:20 GMT -6