Syrene nods absently at Heart. "Yeah... umm." She eyes Mazat, who seems to be quickly adjusting to his newly reformed body. "Master?"
"So much to do! So much to try!" He twiddles his fingers eagerly. "I'd only glimpsed F'unkh's potential before that power was so cruelly ripped away from me."
Syrene shakes her head. "I'm sorry, Master... I still don't understand. This is about granting me, us, eternal life, right?"
Mazat grins. "Oh, my dear, that's incidental. Holding the power of a god, or," he nods at her, "being a vessel directly connected to a god means you are, of course, immortal. No, put that fear out of your mind. We have work to do." He waves a hand, conjuring a portal to a strange, surreal plane of existence, containing a world that appears to be made of stiffened flesh and meat and colored like a photo negative. "Lady Satharan rules the realm of F'unkh, but she cannot wield his energy like I can, and so has been stuck in this tilted axis, rarely able to reach out to the other planes. With a little effort, we can bring the plane back into alignment." He waves toward the portal. "Come! I will show you the ritual."
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Mazat glances at Heart, then to Syrene. "He really is dense, isn't he?"
Syrene shrugs. "I'm not exactly sure about this plan either... Master."
"Ah, well, you see..." Mazat gestures with his hands as he explains. "F'unkh is a deity of creation. When it was alive, its power was concentrated in a plane beyond the known planes. An Outer Wheel. ...F'unkh's dead now, of course." He shrugs. "But the power remains. It's been leaking ever since the... err... incident, so there's bits of it on all the planes now. However, the source remains, and the more accessible it is, the better able we will be to draw from that power to create. Imagine!" He waves a hand at the portal. "The Plane of F'unkh, linking all worlds at once! And we, as the possessors of that power, able to create and destroy as we please across the multiverse! Even gods do not have such power!"
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Locob0: its been almost a year since word funk went on a indefinate hiatus, i still miss it it was the highlight of my week and it kept me happy
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The Xenochrist: Same
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The Xenochrist: Also, hot damn these forums are dead huh?
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Sailor Miranchu: lives on in my heart
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The Xenochrist: I can dig that
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The Xenochrist: MIRAN!
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The Xenochrist: ilu
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dan via discord: hello i am working on the wiki. i know like, nobody's here, but the discord is active & there's a new feature (not on the server yet, being rolled out still) for forums in discord. so thats cool i think. come hang
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Xeno: Good luck with the wiki though! I wish I could be more helpful but I'm way out of the loop these days
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