Just accept the fact that you can't dance in water without getting wet, and we can tango.
Wet? Are you talking about PCP? I'm not exactly down with that range of drugs. Not shaming, just personal limits because I've known me for a while and know me.
Nah man we're fighting, I'm gonna let you hit me but I'm gonna hit you too. It's a metaphor, ya feel? Also I don't need drugs, I'm high on life...and adrenaline... I was trying to be clever with a double innuendo.
Oh no. Rosencrantz or Guildenstern? Oh my. Like an onion. "And most of them are on this site." Huh. Punctuation. Lois C. K. is charmingly disgusting. (Honestly getting startled by those sound clips). Jade is a fan? Such accusations can be only washed away with blood! What audience? The Guy Montag/insomnia1995's animation is great. Funk-con. "We'll let you die, then fuck your corpse." Pweeease... Cardon. Thoughts of fanfiction make FunkDunk-hosts do animal noises. Gorf-smas? Oh, so white. (I didn't even get that Family Guy joke, to be honest...) "Jet-wart" - a ridiculously powerful skin-disease. Did that Ice-ice-baby thing actually happen?.. That sigh. (I called the mispronunciation of Baba Yaga.) Woah. First movie in a long time - and it's an old Soviet movie about Baba Yaga! That's dedication. Great rundown of the movie. (I didn't mean any particular movie.) Yes! Dragons collect human girls because gold is uncomfortable to sleep on. It's so simple, it's weird that i have to explain it. (To be a buzzkill: Slavic serpents/dragons are often wizards that can transform into different forms, including human.) Vasilisa Prekrasnaya?.. Fun fact: Baba Yaga is played by the same dude in most Soviet movies. And yes, the character is fascinating. I appreciate that. Chuck-Tingle-Corner. Oh no, the formula is out! Now everyone will write Chuck Tingle-like sex-scenes! Glad it ended well. Thomas? Oh no. Who would've thought that train-coitus is so exhausting? Oh no. That story about corn... Do we even matter, bro? Sad puppies - men's rights activists? That's counter-intuitive... Of course, unicorns. Rip-offs all around. Oh no. Doubly so. I don't get card-collecting either. An only game with card-collecting at its core that I like is Hand of Fate (it's unusual). Pro Yu-Gi-Oh strat. Oh, Kuribo. *looks at suggested videos, and there's a Gaga-parody song "Time to duel"* Waste of space is actually good? I have it on my tablet, it was free on Amazon too, I should try it... Yeah, goats are assholes. That's why old people are so loud when they speak on the phone. Oh no. This is it.
Glad you did the introductions as I had Jade & Kirstin the wrong way round (Jade has the more "maternal" sounding voice, IMO).
Surely "iron" is the most ironic thing (Alannis Morisette aside)?
Wasn't "ear sex" a South Park thing? I guess Family Guy could have ripped it off been inspired by them.
I never realised that Chuck Tingle books could be so elaborately plotted. But Being abandoned after sex by your own butt must be pretty crushing (even if it didn't happen). And what do unicorn butt cops do if a woman breaks the law?