I've never studied spanish and I can sorta read them too, I think I have a brainworm. Send halp.
Shhhh, it's okay, that's just the F'unkh energy. As we become more connected telepathically, knowledge bleeds over and you'll start to understand more languages
See, it begins with the Y'nghai, and then the gnh'gua turns to y'nghai and is tekel'd with mhhg-gthaa, uguth and y'golonac. N'gaii fhtagn e'hucunechh R'lyeh. Ia, g-harne ep ygg rhan tegoth n'thyleii yr ghn'gua?
that would also explain my sudden knowledge of gay erotica literature...maybe....