Y'all might've had a chance to get my first selfie, but now I know from Word Funk that you're all quite attractive, so no need.
But, seriously, the only selfie I've ever taken are the ones before I shaved off my beard from Movember. I let it grow until the middle of this month, just to see if it would ever get long. Nope, just bushy.
Unfortunately, I shave right before a shower, so it's not a selfie I would ever share.