My headcanon is that all my dumb fanfics exist in canon unless/until they are directly contradicted (like the hentai story, which couldn't happen unless all of the PCs survive and make it to a place where they could meet up with Jade and swap stories)
Chairslut of the Funky Shack Institute of Genital Philosophy
My current timeline: LRS (Lorelei Royal Ship) Queen Fara is one of the first to be retrofitted by Glittergold into an airship (paid by the rich citizens of Gerwood). Jade sneaks aboard the ship, but it breaks down mid-flight, crashing in the ocean. The survivors reach Isla de Pesca, where most are killed by crab cultists. Jade survives and flees by lifeboat.
Sometime later, Jade teams up with Joan and together they steal the Glittergold Two, (Glittergold One was GG's prototype) but after having a fling together, Jade ditches Joan, leaving her to have to find another ship, where she ends up meeting the PCs (I expect this story to be contradicted as soon as Joan's backstory is explored).
The main storyline happens after this, when the PCs board the last of Glittergold's ships.
Sometime afterward (assuming all PCs survive and reach safety) they end up meeting Jade and swapping campfire stories, until Jade decides to make it gross by talking about what it'd be like to fuck a meat god.
Chairslut of the Funky Shack Institute of Genital Philosophy
Locob0: its been almost a year since word funk went on a indefinate hiatus, i still miss it it was the highlight of my week and it kept me happy
Feb 2, 2020 6:12:02 GMT -6
The Xenochrist: Same
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The Xenochrist: Also, hot damn these forums are dead huh?
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Sailor Miranchu: lives on in my heart
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The Xenochrist: I can dig that
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The Xenochrist: MIRAN!
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The Xenochrist: ilu
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dan via discord: hello i am working on the wiki. i know like, nobody's here, but the discord is active & there's a new feature (not on the server yet, being rolled out still) for forums in discord. so thats cool i think. come hang
Sept 22, 2022 0:23:05 GMT -6
Xeno: Good luck with the wiki though! I wish I could be more helpful but I'm way out of the loop these days
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