Post by Jade on Sept 24, 2017 16:00:19 GMT -6
Happy Kerstinalia, everyone! Thank you all for your contributions to help make this day extra special for our lovely forum mom, Random :3
Download: www.mediafire.com/file/36ufg3bnhx9vc64/Shack_Funk_34.mp3
Additional content:
Johnpaul's song: soundcloud.com/user-771469567/kerstin-wants-to-see-butts
Johnpaul's butt: i.imgur.com/66VOFER.jpg
Jade's fic:
Download: www.mediafire.com/file/36ufg3bnhx9vc64/Shack_Funk_34.mp3
Additional content:
Johnpaul's song: soundcloud.com/user-771469567/kerstin-wants-to-see-butts
Johnpaul's butt: i.imgur.com/66VOFER.jpg
Jade's fic:
{Very NSFW}Meat God Pounded in the Butt by a Kickass Austrian Lady
Gorfinax stretched out on his stone couch, tentacles splaying out as he collapsed into a relaxed posture. Today had been a rough day... Nobody made any sacrifices, another fang went missing, and he just ran out of tea. What else could go wrong?
Suddenly, there came a thud at the door. Gorfinax jumped, looking around frantically as a second THUMP pushed the door inward, followed by a sharp CRACK as it fell down. A lady stood in the doorway, panting heavily, her body decorated with tattoos and piercings. “Fuck!” she exclaimed, flexing her sore arms. “I finally found you!”
“You broke my door!” Gorfinax cried out. “What the hell!?”
The woman grinned, leaping and tackling the meaty god. “I'm your biggest fan! I love you, Gorfy!”
Gorfinax's enormous, blood-red eyeball blinked. “...What?” His tentacles squirmed awkwardly, trying to escape the woman's grip.
“Nope!” She hugged tighter, pinning him down. “You're mine now! All mine!”
“Who are you? What do you want??” Gorfinax wailed.
“Oh, sorry.” She blushed. “I'm Kerstin, and I want to fuck you.”
The meat monster's eye twisted around on an eyestalk, observing her uneasily. “I'm flattered, but...” His tentacles raised into a shrug. “I already had plans for the night. Lots of... umm... god stuff... to do...”
Kerstin's eyes narrowed as her lip curled into a frown of suspicion. “Like what?”
“Well, I didn't get any sacrifices today, so I'm a little hungry...”
Kerstin rolled her eyes, reaching down into her pants pocket and pulling out a long, vicious-looking dagger. Holding out her left hand, she drew the blade across her wrist, leaving a thin slit as the hand fell limp. Gorfinax gasped, trembling with pleasure as the left hand's former potential rushed into him, filling his being. “That better?” Kerstin inquired.
The writhing mass of meat jittered with delight, tentacles curling around the tattooed woman and pulling her into a tight, groping hug. Kerstin giggled, fingers trailing over the slippery tentacles as she searched its body.
Gorfinax sighed and Kerstin frowned, searching more frantically before finally pushing back, sitting up while stradling the meat god. “Where the hell is your dick??”
The red eyeball blinked. “You want my dick...?”
“Damn right I do!” Kerstin punched his shoulder. “Get it out here and let me suck on it!”
The meat god eased his body back, clenching as a thick tentacle pushed out of his lower abdomen and took shape as a penis. Grinning, Kerstin grasped the dick in her hands and knelt on the floor, pressing its head to her lips. “Mmmm... nice~” she kissed it, wrapping her lips around it and gently sucking on it. Gorfinax moaned, channeling his energy into the dick to increase sensitivity. He shivered, skin tingling as the cold metal of her pierced lip traveled up and down the length of his shaft.
Kerstin grinned, working the shaft vigorously with her hands, twisting and stroking it as her grip tightened. Gorfinax jerked and spasmed with excitement and pleasure, moaning and groaning as the pressure inside him mounted. Kerstin increased the pace, jerking him until he exploded inside her, filling her mouth with thick wads of cum.
Pulling back off of him, Kerstin wiped her lip with her tattooed forearm, squinting her eyes and swallowing. “Huh... weird.” She blinked, tongue tracing the edges of her teeth. “Tastes like bacon.”
Gorfinax sighed, eyestalk tentacles laying limply on the stone couch. “You're pretty good, for a mortal...”
“I like to think so.” Kerstin smirked, reaching down to unbutton her shirt. “Now, where's your butthole?”
Gorfinax blinked. “Perhaps I wasn't clear... Mighty Gorfinax is spent now.”
“I'm not. Where's your butt?” Kerstin cast her shirt aside, rising to her feet and pulling her pants down.
The eyestalk focused on her. “How do you intend to...?”
The woman picked her pants off the floor, withdrawing a double-ended dildo from the pocket before tossing them away. “Butt. Show me.”
Gorfinax's meaty body twisted, revealing a tight, star-shaped opening. “I should warn you...” he spoke nervously. “Ass play is very unusual for me...”
“Sounds like you're missing out.” Kerstin smirked, massaging the butthole with her fingers. Gorfinax shuddered at her touch, the tension releasing from his body as she gently spread his pooper open. Lining up the tip of the dildo, she eased her way inside, pushing deeper and deeper in until she was pressed up against him. The meat god moaned with pleasure and Kerstin pulled back, pushing back in with a gentle thrust.
“You like that, hm?” She grinned, stroking his meaty torso.
The meat god's eyestalks lolled in a nodding motion.
“You want more?”
Gorfinax moaned softly, approvingly.
“Tell me how much you want it.” Kerstin smiled slyly. “Go on.”
Gorfinax trembled. “I want it...”
“Really?” Kerstin rolled her eyes, pulling back. “Is that the best you can do?”
“I want it!” Gorfinax shuddered.
“What do you want?” Kerstin sneered.
“I want you to fuck me!” the meat god moaned.
“Do you?”
“Yes! Fuck me!! Do it!” The tentacles writhed with desperation.
“Better, getting there...” Kerstin smiled, easing her hips forward.
“Fuck me! Oh gods!” Gorfinax moaned and trembled, the walls around him rattling with his power. “Take my tight butthole and abuse it! Make me your bitch!”
Kerstin cackled, thrusting in and out as the meat god shook with pleasure, tentacles flailing about. Sweat covered her brow as she pounded him eagerly, pushing his body to its limits and easing back just before climax, teasing him with the possibility of orgasm but not allowing him to achieve it.
Gorfinax groaned, his many tentacles shifting and transforming into rigid, excited penises, glistening with precum as the woman brought him closer and closer to release.
“Holy shit, yes!” Kerstin exclaimed, thrusting forcefully. “YES! Oh gawd, that's amazing!”
The meat god howled, fountains of cum gushing out of his meaty rods. Sticky ooze splattered on the walls and ceiling, drenching everything in the room.
Kerstin grinned, wiping the mess from her face. “Holy fuck, I did it... I actually fucked a god into submission.”
Gorfinax's tentacles curled lovingly around Kerstin's legs, his eyestalk resting sleepily on her tits. “Daww~” she smiled, cuddling the meat monster. “I love you too.”
Gorfinax stretched out on his stone couch, tentacles splaying out as he collapsed into a relaxed posture. Today had been a rough day... Nobody made any sacrifices, another fang went missing, and he just ran out of tea. What else could go wrong?
Suddenly, there came a thud at the door. Gorfinax jumped, looking around frantically as a second THUMP pushed the door inward, followed by a sharp CRACK as it fell down. A lady stood in the doorway, panting heavily, her body decorated with tattoos and piercings. “Fuck!” she exclaimed, flexing her sore arms. “I finally found you!”
“You broke my door!” Gorfinax cried out. “What the hell!?”
The woman grinned, leaping and tackling the meaty god. “I'm your biggest fan! I love you, Gorfy!”
Gorfinax's enormous, blood-red eyeball blinked. “...What?” His tentacles squirmed awkwardly, trying to escape the woman's grip.
“Nope!” She hugged tighter, pinning him down. “You're mine now! All mine!”
“Who are you? What do you want??” Gorfinax wailed.
“Oh, sorry.” She blushed. “I'm Kerstin, and I want to fuck you.”
The meat monster's eye twisted around on an eyestalk, observing her uneasily. “I'm flattered, but...” His tentacles raised into a shrug. “I already had plans for the night. Lots of... umm... god stuff... to do...”
Kerstin's eyes narrowed as her lip curled into a frown of suspicion. “Like what?”
“Well, I didn't get any sacrifices today, so I'm a little hungry...”
Kerstin rolled her eyes, reaching down into her pants pocket and pulling out a long, vicious-looking dagger. Holding out her left hand, she drew the blade across her wrist, leaving a thin slit as the hand fell limp. Gorfinax gasped, trembling with pleasure as the left hand's former potential rushed into him, filling his being. “That better?” Kerstin inquired.
The writhing mass of meat jittered with delight, tentacles curling around the tattooed woman and pulling her into a tight, groping hug. Kerstin giggled, fingers trailing over the slippery tentacles as she searched its body.
Gorfinax sighed and Kerstin frowned, searching more frantically before finally pushing back, sitting up while stradling the meat god. “Where the hell is your dick??”
The red eyeball blinked. “You want my dick...?”
“Damn right I do!” Kerstin punched his shoulder. “Get it out here and let me suck on it!”
The meat god eased his body back, clenching as a thick tentacle pushed out of his lower abdomen and took shape as a penis. Grinning, Kerstin grasped the dick in her hands and knelt on the floor, pressing its head to her lips. “Mmmm... nice~” she kissed it, wrapping her lips around it and gently sucking on it. Gorfinax moaned, channeling his energy into the dick to increase sensitivity. He shivered, skin tingling as the cold metal of her pierced lip traveled up and down the length of his shaft.
Kerstin grinned, working the shaft vigorously with her hands, twisting and stroking it as her grip tightened. Gorfinax jerked and spasmed with excitement and pleasure, moaning and groaning as the pressure inside him mounted. Kerstin increased the pace, jerking him until he exploded inside her, filling her mouth with thick wads of cum.
Pulling back off of him, Kerstin wiped her lip with her tattooed forearm, squinting her eyes and swallowing. “Huh... weird.” She blinked, tongue tracing the edges of her teeth. “Tastes like bacon.”
Gorfinax sighed, eyestalk tentacles laying limply on the stone couch. “You're pretty good, for a mortal...”
“I like to think so.” Kerstin smirked, reaching down to unbutton her shirt. “Now, where's your butthole?”
Gorfinax blinked. “Perhaps I wasn't clear... Mighty Gorfinax is spent now.”
“I'm not. Where's your butt?” Kerstin cast her shirt aside, rising to her feet and pulling her pants down.
The eyestalk focused on her. “How do you intend to...?”
The woman picked her pants off the floor, withdrawing a double-ended dildo from the pocket before tossing them away. “Butt. Show me.”
Gorfinax's meaty body twisted, revealing a tight, star-shaped opening. “I should warn you...” he spoke nervously. “Ass play is very unusual for me...”
“Sounds like you're missing out.” Kerstin smirked, massaging the butthole with her fingers. Gorfinax shuddered at her touch, the tension releasing from his body as she gently spread his pooper open. Lining up the tip of the dildo, she eased her way inside, pushing deeper and deeper in until she was pressed up against him. The meat god moaned with pleasure and Kerstin pulled back, pushing back in with a gentle thrust.
“You like that, hm?” She grinned, stroking his meaty torso.
The meat god's eyestalks lolled in a nodding motion.
“You want more?”
Gorfinax moaned softly, approvingly.
“Tell me how much you want it.” Kerstin smiled slyly. “Go on.”
Gorfinax trembled. “I want it...”
“Really?” Kerstin rolled her eyes, pulling back. “Is that the best you can do?”
“I want it!” Gorfinax shuddered.
“What do you want?” Kerstin sneered.
“I want you to fuck me!” the meat god moaned.
“Do you?”
“Yes! Fuck me!! Do it!” The tentacles writhed with desperation.
“Better, getting there...” Kerstin smiled, easing her hips forward.
“Fuck me! Oh gods!” Gorfinax moaned and trembled, the walls around him rattling with his power. “Take my tight butthole and abuse it! Make me your bitch!”
Kerstin cackled, thrusting in and out as the meat god shook with pleasure, tentacles flailing about. Sweat covered her brow as she pounded him eagerly, pushing his body to its limits and easing back just before climax, teasing him with the possibility of orgasm but not allowing him to achieve it.
Gorfinax groaned, his many tentacles shifting and transforming into rigid, excited penises, glistening with precum as the woman brought him closer and closer to release.
“Holy shit, yes!” Kerstin exclaimed, thrusting forcefully. “YES! Oh gawd, that's amazing!”
The meat god howled, fountains of cum gushing out of his meaty rods. Sticky ooze splattered on the walls and ceiling, drenching everything in the room.
Kerstin grinned, wiping the mess from her face. “Holy fuck, I did it... I actually fucked a god into submission.”
Gorfinax's tentacles curled lovingly around Kerstin's legs, his eyestalk resting sleepily on her tits. “Daww~” she smiled, cuddling the meat monster. “I love you too.”