Flyn stands awkwardly by the horse. " Umm... I... I'm sorry, but don't know how to ride a horse... I know how to play a flute, mix potions and sing someones pants off. " Flyn looks embarrassedly down. " Could one of you help me a little bit first?"
QJk5DEYj1-20 + 5 to charm himself into getting some help 1-20
Post by Dash Sean the Ragemonster on Aug 1, 2016 20:40:55 GMT -6
Dave puts his bowl of chips off to the side and jumps down. "I'm good at horses. I can teach you using my smarts!"
Gonna roll an Intelligence check here. It's only a -4 so let's see how this goes.
Holy shit, that's a 12 which passes the default check.
Over the course of a few quick moments, Dave instructs Flyn on how to get onto a horse, how to stay on a horse, how to make it go and stop, how to steer it, and how to get back off. If anything, his stupidity is a help as he describes everything in very simple and concise terms, telling Flynn exactly what he needs to know about horse riding and answering every question completely without a hint of condescension.
After he is done and Flyn is on a horse, Dave gets back on his. "There you go," he says, proudly, "now you know how to horse!"1-20
Flyn squints in the direction trying to see if he spots anything TdHTGzKH1-20+ 3 perception trying to spot anyone "I think I see gnomes and some shiny moving metal like creatures over there. Maybe they'll have water and food we can have." 1-20
Flyn looks at the party and at the gnomes. " Probably best if me and uhh..." He looks at Malika and remembers there never was much of a proper introduction " this person does the talking. As who could resist helping such a charming pair like us two?"
"What? I'm great with people!" Kelso proclaims, urging the lizard to move faster towards the gnomes. "Oi! You lot!" he shouts, waving his hands in the air, trying to get gnomes' attention. Performance check! -2 ctCnpfI01-20 Zero! They don't notice him at all. Kelso attempts to reach out and communicate telepathically but he can't - gnomes don't know Common. So he tries to convey to them a general feeling of non-threat. 1-20 Crit! Gnomes, all of them, stop in their tracks and start laughing maniacally, they fall over, accidentally hurting themselves, they can't stop...1-20·1-20
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Post by Dash Sean the Ragemonster on Aug 2, 2016 21:39:00 GMT -6
Dave hangs back, eating some chips, enjoying the strange and alien feeling of finally NOT being the one to run stupidly into danger. He changes the channel on the TV to ESPN 14. "Competitive wife tossing," he says between mouth fulls of chips, "neat."
This isn't my job, my hobby, my habit; it's sad but this is my life.
Malika approaches the group of laughing gnomes. "Hey, uhh, hi. My name is Malika, I'm a dancer, and I was wondering if you could help us." A gnome sputters something in gnomish between giggles. Malika frowns. "No common? Shit... I know a little Orc..." She coughs. "Mirdautas vras?" she grunts. No response.
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"I think that one gone blind from laughing, poor bugger..." says Kelso, visibly concerned about what he's done. "Didn't know that's even possible. It's like they've never been exposed to telepathy before..." He proceeds to rob an unconscious gnome. Rest assured, he feels very bad about it. +4 (Dexterity) k4ZvzzxA1-20 So, ten. He finds some bread crumbs and a piece of paper with unrecognizable writing on it. "Huh. Déjà vu much?"1-20
Last Edit: Aug 3, 2016 7:33:26 GMT -6 by Eugene Tea