Hey, Rinaldo, you GOT a posse when you stormed Earlin's home! I can tell Johnny was just dying to say, "It won't show up for a couple of days... by which time it won't matter any more!"
So Anne tickles the opening with her weapon but quickly pulls it out as it makes squelching noises. And then there is swelling, sticky fluids come out and it deflates. That doesn't remind me of anything at all!
{Only slightly spoilery}I guess Loneghan managed to partially summon Gorfinax into the lab and it was him that made the dead guard lasagna? (presumably during a battle between the Acimoreans and the Stonerooters, given the other bodies seemed killed "mundanely")
"It's not my fault that you murdered my previous character!" Yes it-- oh, they finally called her on that bullshit. Phew XD.
"This is the climax, it's okay if you die." Well, glad you feel that way, Austin :3
Rinaldo has chicken pox! ...So if he survived (in the Multiverse), he's probably red and bumpy.
Taxie! Nooooo!
Hmm, very big dude is breaking doors...
And horribly maiming guards. So... did Gorfinax manifest? Did Lonnegan go feral? Hmm...
Door Voltron!
So... okay, so the Acamorians killed the Stoneroot guards with normal stabs, and then some monstrous avatar of Gorfinax shredded the Acamorians? Was that the angel statue thing, or something else?
Anne knows *all* the languages XD
Aaaand, Anne sword fucks a wall. Nice ;D
And then the wall bleeds and opens an eye, and somewhere, years ago, young Jade creams with imagination ;3
Ohh... fuck yeah, bulge that brick, Gorfinax! Please, let me help you with that bulge!
Oh gawd, it burst... .o.*fap fap fap*
TENTACLES!!
Inflating tendrils... *nosebleed faints*
FIRM inflating tendrils! EXPANDING!
"This thing is gonna grab us and like, hentai us." Oh gawd I hope so.
Hmm, sharp flagella... *saves that idea for later*
Mmm, tentacle chase scene
"Great, lovely squishy noise."
OH DAMN, Gorfy's showing them its hole!
So, touching the orb makes Gorfinax aware of you...
And Gorfinax's orbball is "in a sack." Of course it is.
So, Earlin just sits around hearing them talk about Lonnegan wanting to burn Rotswald, and isn't surprised by that? Hm...
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Locob0: its been almost a year since word funk went on a indefinate hiatus, i still miss it it was the highlight of my week and it kept me happy
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Xeno: Good luck with the wiki though! I wish I could be more helpful but I'm way out of the loop these days
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