Correction: I said that Cyberpunk 2077 seems to be an X-Com style game, but according to Wikipedia it's "a role-playing video game played from either a first-person or third-person perspective", so there.
Jade - never mind all this Mario shit, what happened with your tax return? That's what everyone wants to know, right? Right?
Is dildo really a material? Surely that would be a plastic golem (I guess dildos aren't all made of plastic, I'm sure wood and bone dildos exist)
Trouble with using a staff as a walking stick is you don't want to put the latex end on the ground in case you damage it. It's a really good blocker though.
Everyone needs love (from somebody)!
Tearing books is definitely worse than smooshing spiders. But I'm pretty much live & let live when it comes to animals (unless they bite/sting me).
Almost all spiders are poisonous (well, venomous), but VERY few can harm humans (only about a dozen can cause fatalities - eg Black Widow or Funnelweb - and even then deaths are rare).
Pollock is a type of fish (and also a South African cricketer or American "Action painter").
Just about everything means prostitute (girl, lady, woman can all be used) which speaks to either being an area where people prefer to be indirect (people still generally don't like admitting they're paying for sex) or inherent sexism in the English language (probably both).
Airplane as the funniest film? Surely you're not serious
Isn't the obvious answer to question 1) Bodyfluid? I mean, with help even I could do that!
As you wish: I think the weirdest love triangle is in the first season of Log Horizon: The adult protagonist (23), the same aged short assassin (20) and a god damn kid (14) ... Why would anyone apart from Minori take that serious? That really hurt my enjoyment of the otherwise good series.
Well, actually the joke is on both of us, Jade, because Eugene researched my question! ;-)
"When the pirates showed up, the fight music just happend in my head." Leon Thomas, Part 39 Dat Accent
See, I feel to get a consistent building material, you'd want to provide all the material yourself. You'd just need to put a lot of time & effort into it. Thematically, it would make sense as a golem made of your... errm... essence should be easier to control.
Jade It'd have to be a group effort, yeah. Say, Shack Con?
I'll pass, thanks!
Last Edit: Mar 7, 2018 19:07:46 GMT -6 by johnpaul
OK, because I'm boredobsessive weird, I decided to do some maths on the issue:
Assume to construct your golem you start with a cylinder of 20cm radius and height of 2m (200cm)*
That gives you a volume of roughly 250,000 cm cubed.
Now considering that the average male "emission" is about 5 cm cubed (yes, I googled that figure!), that means it would take 50 000 hand shandies to get enough material. Even at one a day**, that would take about 135 years to come (heh!) up with enough material for your golem. So unless you were both extremely long lived (and very dedicated!), that would take about 135 years.
So realistically, if you want your cum golem in any reasonable time frame, a one man golem probably isn't viable. In fact, you're looking at probably thousands of men if you want to get your golem in any reasonable time period.
(And people say that there's no use for maths in everyday life! Idiots)
* I assume you'd freeze it and carve out your golem from a block roughly that size ** And you'd probably find your volume dropping off if you were going at it every day.