The Path of the Joining spreads throughout a community. Amy returns.
Clear makes a choice. Gentleman Bramwell grills with the boys. Khorton gathers his followers with song. Lola Beans stacks her animals. Vindrass paints a mural.
Is Khorton telling the truth when he says he can't (usually) have children? That might well be true, but it is a magical world and "the impossible" can always happen. Or it was just a lie that was the excuse for his parents' break up.
Not Umenyiora! Clear can't give up him! But at least the Bumblesloths are getting a happy ending* (How ironic that Lauren knows folklore that Austin only knows from computer games!)
It really is Jimmy! That's quite the coincidence (Or maybe just conservation of characters). So Vindrass has to come up with the "theology" of Khortonity? I can totally see Staples knitting jumpers featuring people getting stabbed. For kids! So Sawyer is totally not gay for Khorton then... I assume Bramwell really would have served in the army with other races, so he probably genuinely does have a more accepting attitude to other races. Guys being guys! Love Bramwell bonding over barbecuing and car maintenence.
At last, the dice are with Khorton! Praise Khorton and his huge... following!
I think Clear would want to resolve things with Amy to achieve enlightenment ...and evidently Austin felt the same OK, what has got into Amy? Is it even actually her?
Of course Staples is good at sewing - it involves stabbing a piece of cloth repeatedly!
And now Khorton must discuss the Missionary position in Absynthia. Ahem.
Now surely they haven't mentioned the Spa because it's so exclusive they just don't want to mention it or everyone will want to go there. Oops! Looks like the parties lies are about to come crashing down
I'm pretty sure seizing control of the mail is part of running a revolution. Communications are vital in any conspiracy.
Oh dear, it all seemed to be going so well. And now the Deacon is about to attack and Clear has split with the Duke...
Locob0: its been almost a year since word funk went on a indefinate hiatus, i still miss it it was the highlight of my week and it kept me happy
Feb 2, 2020 6:12:02 GMT -6
The Xenochrist: Same
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The Xenochrist: Also, hot damn these forums are dead huh?
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Sailor Miranchu: lives on in my heart
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The Xenochrist: I can dig that
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The Xenochrist: MIRAN!
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The Xenochrist: ilu
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dan via discord: hello i am working on the wiki. i know like, nobody's here, but the discord is active & there's a new feature (not on the server yet, being rolled out still) for forums in discord. so thats cool i think. come hang
Sept 22, 2022 0:23:05 GMT -6
Xeno: Good luck with the wiki though! I wish I could be more helpful but I'm way out of the loop these days
Dec 29, 2022 22:44:20 GMT -6