I'm pretty sure that patient zero would be the strongest (or the most rotten, depending on the virus). Zombie-music... what is the closest musical genre?.. Hi, you too!~ Ha. (How cool would be that if I ended it here, eh.) Well, we established in a future episode of that other podcast that you haven't yet listened in your past that it's easier for cops to shoot to kill. Ha. Die Hard. Tiny room slap fight. Hehehe. Spoilers, eh. Hmmm... That thing about muggles being called "no-mages" reminds me of this: My headphones fell off, feck... Huuuuuumansss... SPOILERSSSSSSSS... Hey, give CGI-people some love, they work hard... wait, they have fucked up water? WHat? You did spoil it! Now I know that there's a... ahhh, I forgot it. Damn. Rapre apre?. Criticism? WHAT? I dunno, no need to push edgelordness, let it be natural. Jade has a secret? IS IT A LOBSTER? Freaking hell, let her eat breadsticks like she wants! APPRECIATE THE BREAD, DAMMIT. Ugh. You haven't had fondue and you call someone an animal for not eating the breadsticks with sauce, SEAN. Well, you are kinda still supposed to work when socialism. I lost your train of thought... CRIT. HA. OH, DUNK. *blushing sounds* Well, if you get low roll, then use BS-narrative to get out! Okay, I'm pausing the podcast and predicting that answer will contain the word "Jizz". Un-pausing. That was not what I expected. Good jorb! Sprots-talk. I'm losing my concentration. Yes! Jazz-jizz! Thank you, Kerstin! YO. All abs are ripped under the fat and skin. Poetry needs them. That's a good choice of Adventure Time moment, Sean. The Bravest Warriors is cool. Not sure about "ninja" as a substitute word though. I liked Catcher in the Rye. I read it about two years ago. But yeah, a lot of whining. And the main character is a dick. Hey, don't diss Hamlet by comparing it to... I read LoTR when I was a kid, and I can't read it now... a lot of classic stuff is really badly written. Like War and Peace. It is terrible style-wise. The Silmarillion is for masochists. He was a scientist, he didn't try to entertain you. Maps are cool. Fucking laws. Vital information. How much that Whopper costed in dollars? HMMMMM, you're not far off here. Drugs-talk. Of course that sword is a dick, Sean. Yeah, that weird american cold medicine... Eagles are not. No to the duck. Good analysis of a shallow pop-snog. Martial arts porn. Scatter them brains. Finally Tinglers. I was afraid there'll be none this week. No love for donuts. Because of your beard. Phreaking pirate-bar-crawl? Huh, someone doesn't like repetitiveness. Who would've thunk. Yarr. Don't do props. Baby Jesus has no neck to hang himself!
I'm not going to proofread and censor this even. Bye.
Post by ZenPsychosis on Dec 4, 2016 1:15:09 GMT -6
Ah, GoldenEye... So many hours spent on that game when I was young. Playing Slappers only was super fun, especially if you set it to License to Kill mode and it turned into a deadly game of hide and seek with your friends screaming obscenities while you both chased each other around in circles with your hands flailing wildly.
I liked Fantastic Beasts for the most part, but yeah, it was very short on plot. Seems like they were mostly trying to establish things for the next two movies... at least, I hope that's it. I have to say that it was probably a different experience watching the film as a person from the US, what with the very outside perspective on the US that it has - I wonder how different the experience is for someone in the UK.
Regarding Fondue: I've had it - got dragged out to a place by in-laws. It was interesting... tasty, but pricey, and kind of odd to be sitting around a pot of molten cheese, hot broth, or chocolate with other people and shoving things in.
Catcher in the Rye was an odd book, in that the whole point is that the main character is something of a hypocritical asshat who's also still in a very awkward phase of life. Although, as bad as that is, I have to say that the most overrated books I've encountered were either those written by Herman Melville: either Moby Dick or Billy Budd, Sailor, or Edmund Spenser's "The Faerie Queen," assuming that we can lump an epic poem of that length into the category of "book"
Hamlet was okay, but I much prefer Twelfth Night if we're talking about Shakespeare (although, I'm not a huge proponent of Shakespeare in general, really)
Hmm... Drug talk. The Cold Medicine that Sean's talking about is anything containing Dextromethorphan, which is primarily used as a cough suppressant. Abuse by teens and others here in the US got so bad that you actually have to show ID to purchase it in a lot of places here now.
Question about the sentient gay doughnuts... were they "Long Johns," twists, and eclairs? If not, that seems like a missed opportunity.
Wait... Pirate themed cosplay pub crawl!?!? I'm clearly on the wrong side of the country, because I've seen nothing like that here on the west coast and would cheerfully join in such festivities. I might just have to see about trying to put something together. Yar-har! Fair folk o' Port Angeles, guard thy booty if'n ye don't want it plundered, for we be commin' ashore to drink our fill, sack the town, an' keelhaul any scurvy ninjas!
In regard to Fantastic Beasts, yeah, I spent half movie hating that I live in America because people like the New Salemers echo people I've known in my life. Also, the puritanical, self-righteous attitude in general... fucking hate it. Hate the repressiveness, hate the bigotry, hate what it does to people. I get it, Britain! You're so much better than us! And-- *remembers Brexit* ...Shit, forget plane tickets, I need a space shuttle >.>
Haven't read Melville, I'm sure he's terrible though. He's from that era when authors were paid by the word, though, so it's only his fault in that he wanted more money.
Tingle missed that donut opportunity; they're just donuts.
Also Twelfth Night was great male actor playing a female character pretending she's a man XD So much gender fluidity.
Chairslut of the Funky Shack Institute of Genital Philosophy
Post by Sailor Miranchu on Dec 4, 2016 5:36:44 GMT -6
I think "overrated" is a really stupid(it's overrated if you will) term. It pretty much means "I don't like a thing so nobody else should like the thing either". Same with the way the word "pretentious" is used.
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Post by SPOOKYthingsgobumpintheBright on Dec 4, 2016 17:58:34 GMT -6
correct me if I’m wrong but this intro feels weird and different. my experience with cops is that they all have this weird body structure where they kind of almost waddle because of how their muscles are all on the top half of their body Joan McClane. Called it Fantastical beasts was meh for me thats a weird gross turn get to questions!! wait who objected to saying cunt? no I prefer habanero sauce or like buffalo that’s stuff tastes good is the dark secret her cunt? that thing he said about New England is total bunk, I’ve never heard of that. they don’t have pazzo bread down south barbecue sause is tasty yay questions time do you mean mozzarella sticks and marinara sauce ok I was asking because my sister really likes it but I think it smells gross fondue and dipping chocolate is different. like they got chocolate covered strawberries which are good
how many gigabytes does homelessness use? I think the quality of a funk dunk episode depends entirely on the question i ask and the quality of the answers Its like a british hannibal lector show with idris elba about politics if i can’t be on this show no one can! "sports people are crazy” TRUE what episode 2? I have not seen it the butt end is good -73 in base ten is 3 so thats still kinda crappy 17.3 is 7.3 in base ten which is pretty good gets much more interesting after season 1. they have a lot of good fart jokes except for that one in the one fiona and cake episode now I have the power! I watched and enjoyed adventure time even though I have never played the D&D dvds are cool that south park episode about Catcher in the Rye that was good the hobbit was boring as fuck. I did not care about it. you had substitute teachers in high school? Peon mormons are funny shekels are good because you can call them sheks i don’t like euros because I know this dickhead named euro who has time to watch both a sub and dub to determine whats better wait what IM SO CONFUSED this makes no sense sailor mars wears a cool red. I dig that. 米 is rice and pronounced me so now Jade smokes rice its estrogen weeds gross i don’t like how it smell hey tornados are cool id totally listen to that nope do you have pirates in your beard non existant next years thanks giving I’m gonna be a skunk pirate don’t feel bad for onion yes you can stupid people are the worst
congrats guys nearly up to 5 episodes. you've made it so far
I've only ever seen pazzos at Amatos, and I don't know if that store exists in Massachusetts or not (half the ones in Maine have closed down already; I can only think of 2 or 3 still left). Sean calls it bread, but really it's like a mini pizza with garlic sauce, sliced into strips.
It comes with marinara sauce, but I never use it, because fuck you Sean, food is delicious and doesn't need your fancy sauces to smother its taste! Why do you hate food, Sean??
Chairslut of the Funky Shack Institute of Genital Philosophy
I think "overrated" is a really stupid(it's overrated if you will) term. It pretty much means "I don't like a thing so nobody else should like the thing either". Same with the way the word "pretentious".
You are probably right about the negative tone, though I translate overrated with "I don't like a thing everyone else likes." for my personal use. In the Silmarillion I started skipping pages when learned multiple family trees of the first mortals.
About work: I thought of stuff like "anal probe tester" or "dogfood flavour designer", not that you hated your jobs so much! Sorry!
Hm, even dicefunk season 2 is partly pirate themed - poor Sean.
Still cool to hear how you enjoy the podcast!
"When the pirates showed up, the fight music just happend in my head." Leon Thomas, Part 39 Dat Accent
Dash Sean the Ragemonster: Just made it to Charlotte and our last leg has been delayed almost an hour so we should get into Portland by like 11:45, then to Kristin's place by like almost 1. Then we gotta be at the mechanic at 8AM to get her car and it's an hour drive.
Jan 1, 2018 16:19:05 GMT -6
Dash Sean the Ragemonster: This shit gets delayed one more time and I'm calling out of work tomorrow and see if I won't. (I probably won't)
Jan 1, 2018 16:22:48 GMT -6
locobo: have a safe trip, hope everything goes well, happy new years btw
Jan 2, 2018 14:11:57 GMT -6
Dash Sean the Ragemonster: Thank you. My trip was safe and had no crashes, though my new year was nothing close to happy.
Jan 3, 2018 0:41:10 GMT -6
Random: johnpaul's been recruited
Jan 10, 2018 12:32:30 GMT -6
Dash Sean the Ragemonster: johnpaul is a ninja now. He has completed his training. He still can't tell Jade and Kerstin's voices apart, but he can kill them from the shadows.
Jan 10, 2018 20:35:59 GMT -6
johnpaul: Hey, it's a fifty/fifty shot! I'm sure the guys hiring assassins are happy with those odds.
Jan 12, 2018 7:34:43 GMT -6
Random: I'm not gonna go down for Jade's crimes
Jan 12, 2018 12:00:15 GMT -6
Jade: Guess I'm going down then
Jan 12, 2018 19:51:17 GMT -6
XenoChrist: We're goin' down on it
Jan 13, 2018 10:03:12 GMT -6
XenoChrist: Jade's butt is a crime
Jan 15, 2018 17:50:15 GMT -6
johnpaul: It's so fine, It's a crime?
Jan 15, 2018 21:25:23 GMT -6
Dash Sean the Ragemonster: "Excessive Finery of the Butt" was outlawed in 1994 in reaction to the "Fine Butt Menace" which claimed the lives of 13 butt aficionados.
Jan 16, 2018 20:40:53 GMT -6