King's apartment seems perfectly sensible to me - who needs random shit!?
Hey, I want to be a Shmergenblergen! Oh, one person feeding them lines. Until he mentioned Cyrano de Bergerac, I thought King said limes (which would be understandable, what with all the Lime talk).
"Kill it with Fire!" is actually a good policy against regenerators (in general)
Hey, no playing the Austin (doggie) cheat code! Gottedammerung just means Twilight of the Gods - it doesn't say the world ends (In Norse mythos, the world is reborn afterwards - it's a whole cyclical thing) Woah - did NOT see King hitting on Abraham (and Abraham seemed fairly interested). Much pec flexing! Nothing wrong with helping out on the race by handing out drinks - it's very useful*
Always deal with the Regenerators first - the longer you leave them, the worse they get. ...then again, when your DM's a lawyer and tells you it's a good idea to fulfill your contract, I'd listen!
C'mon, even nihilists must love cake (Even if "The Cake is a lie")! Love the idea of a "Despair Lounge" "Leather jacket, moustache..." he does sound cool Surely a sugar free (and possibly Gluten free too) cupcake would be the most nihilistic?
* Speaking as somebody who ran a half marathon last week (finished in 2.33)