FUNK DUNK Episode 2 - Great Bowel Movement Nov 19, 2016 14:18:53 GMT -6 Random, Jade, and 2 more like this
Post by SPOOKYthingsgobumpintheBright on Nov 19, 2016 14:18:53 GMT -6
Dorsal Fic: Death from a Salesthief
Jade woke up from the long trip south as the plane landed. "Welcome to Atlanta we will begin unboarding in a few minutes." Suddenly awake, She unbuckled her seat belt with two tentacles and climbs up to the overhead to get her cooler suitcase. With her suitcase in sucker, Jade smashed through the window as she transforms into a cinnamon bun. She landed lightly on the runway and bounces to a stop. Two airplane workers watch with a look of confusion on their faces as one says to another “Did you see that? It was a cinnamon bun that just rolled past here.” The other guy looks up from his watch “what? You must be half baked I’ve never seen a cinnamon bun around here. I didn't even know we sold them here,” Jade rolled along until she finds the taxi terminal. Now a lithe woman she gets into the nearest taxi and says in slight Dutch accent' "can you take me to the west Georgia packing company?" "Yeah sure" the cabby replies. The cabby takes Jade's cooler and puts it into the trunk. As the taxi pulls away from the curb Jade sees something weird. A dour looking dolphin walks across the street and disappears onto a bus. "Follow that bus" Jade says with a certain intensity. The bus heads into town. Jade clenches her fists and furrows her brow. The bus stops at the Crowne Plaza hotel. Jade took her cooler and hurried into the lobby. Jade runs at the dolphin and chucks the suitcase at its head. The dolphin now aware of the threat of the squid turns around and jumps into the air headbutting the cooler. Meat explodes everywhere as Jade rolls into the Dolphin with which falls with a citrusy thud. Jade slams down on the dolphin's dick in a fury that only a bloodthirsty pineapple can muster, bludgeoning its underbelly. The dolphin screams out in pain and ecstasy and while coughing up blood gasps “you cannot kill us, even if I die the fandom... will live on...” With her work done Jade picks up her suitcase and repacks all the meat and then walks out of the lobby to hail a cab.