OK, this week's Shack Funk included the challenge to come up with what JEFF might stand for (Letters Thread style). I came up with "John Eagerly Fondles Fans". Jade (Empress of Slashfics) challenged me to come up with a Fanfic to back that up.
This is that fic. I now feel slightly dirty (and quite horny!).
~ Removed because, according to TOS, tiddies give you eye cancer or something. Fuck Teh Man. ~ -Random
Sorry to be such a cliché (although I don't actually specify - well, anything about the ladies in question - but yes, they probably are twins), but I did say "Fans" not "Fan"! The rhyming names were partly because I am absolutely terrible at remembering names, so it was just adding to "my" confusion. But since I was writing myself into the fic, I couldn't see it happening any other way except entirely in my head.